Picture this: it’s 1993, and your dad’s sitting at the kitchen table, surrounded by a stack of Encyclopedia Britannicavolumes that weigh as much as your younger sibling. He’s furrowing his brow, trying to figure out how to fix the washing machine because a repairman is too expensive and YouTube tutorials are still a couple of decades away. He flips through pages filled with grainy black-and-white diagrams, scratches his head, and finally mutters, “Guess we’ll just bang on it until it works again.” Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.

Now contrast that scene with today. You, a savvy millennial, are three clicks deep into a Reddit thread, reading a detailed breakdown of washing machine fixes by someone who clearly moonlights as an appliance whisperer. In the span of five minutes, you’ve learned how to identify the problem, ordered the replacement part on Amazon, and scheduled your afternoon to tackle the repair like a domestic superhero.

So, how did we get here? How did the generation raised by encyclopedia-wielding boomers and trial-and-error Gen Xers become the undisputed kings and queens of information?

The Boomer Struggle: Life Before Search Engines

Let’s start with our parents, the boomers. These were the people who honestly thought the best way to learn about the world was to buy a 30-volume encyclopedia set—an investment so hefty it often required a payment plan. If you’ve ever wondered why your grandparents’ living room had one bookcase dedicated entirely to a set of books no one ever actually used, now you know.

But encyclopedias weren’t the only way they “learned.” Boomers thrived on anecdotes, urban legends, and the ever-popular Old Wives’ Tales. Think about how many bizarre pieces of advice your parents dished out because they genuinely believed them:

• “Eating carrots will give you perfect eyesight!”
• “Don’t swim right after you eat, or you’ll drown!”
• “Cracking your knuckles will give you arthritis!”

Now, were these nuggets of wisdom backed by science? Absolutely not. Did they shape your childhood anyway? You bet they did.

Gen X: The Guinea Pig Generation

Enter Gen X, the latchkey kids who lived on a steady diet of MTV, questionable hairstyles, and parental indifference. Gen Xers weren’t much better equipped than the boomers when it came to finding information, but they did have a certain scrappy resourcefulness. These were the people who figured things out the hard way by trial and (often hilarious) error.

Your Gen X uncle who’s now a semi-functioning adult? Yeah, he’s the same guy who once used duct tape to fix his car’s muffler, believing it was a permanent solution. Or your Gen X mom, who thought microwaving a Styrofoam cup of soup was totally fine until the kitchen filled with toxic fumes. They didn’t know any better because they didn’t have instant answers at their fingertips. And honestly, they didn’t care. They were winging it, and somehow, it worked.

Millennials: The Google Generation

Then we came along: millennials, the generation that grew up during the awkward puberty of the internet. We’re the kids who went from clunky AOL dial-up connections to seamless Wi-Fi in what felt like a blink. We were raised by parents who genuinely didn’t know what they were doing half the time but still managed to produce us, the most advanced generation to date.

Somehow, our chaotic upbringing inspired us to seek order. We became the ultimate information seekers, the “let me Google that for you” generation. Faced with a world where knowledge could be accessed instantly, we embraced it with open arms and endless curiosity. And let’s be honest: we had to, because half the stuff our parents taught us was wildly inaccurate.

Parent Wisdom: “You can’t use the microwave while the toaster is on. It’ll blow a fuse.”

Google’s Answer: False. Your house just has bad wiring.

Parent Wisdom: “Never let a fan blow directly on you. It’ll give you a cold.”

Google’s Answer: Nope. That’s not how germs work.

We’re not saying we’re perfect—we’ve spent far too much time doomscrolling WebMD and convincing ourselves we’re dying of obscure diseases. But at least we’re informed, right?

Cutting Them Some Slack

As much as we laugh at the absurdity of our parents’ advice, it’s important to remember that they were doing the best they could with the tools they had. They didn’t have the luxury of Googling “How to not ruin your kid” or watching YouTube tutorials on parenting hacks. They had to rely on what they heard, what they read in outdated books, and what seemed logical at the time.

And hey, they produced us, a generation that knows how to research, adapt, and thrive in an ever-changing world. So maybe we should thank them for their quirks and missteps. After all, it’s their chaotic wisdom (and occasional lack thereof) that pushed us to become the resourceful, curious, and tech-savvy people we are today.

The Wholesome Ending

So, the next time your mom forwards you an email about some bizarre conspiracy theory or your dad tells you to “just put Windex on it,” take a deep breath and smile. They’re doing their best, just like they always have. And if their methods seem ridiculous, well, that’s okay. Because if nothing else, they’ve given us stories to tell, laughs to share, and an unshakable determination to never stop learning…even if it means Googling how to fix a washing machine for the hundredth time.