Mostly Staying In
Maroon (burgundy)
Couch plans count. A pumpkin UFO on the chest; cosmic staying-in energy on the back.
$39–$42 depending on size
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Welcome to Radical Orion
Big confidence.
Questionable execution.
Original comedy, small adventures, and gear for people who don’t have it all figured out.
Everyday life. Unnecessarily dramatic. Come for a laugh, find a small adventure, and wear the attitude if it feels like you.
New here? Meet Radical Orion.
Radical Gear / The seasonal edit
Dress for the side quest.
Even if it’s the couch.
The same personality, something to wear. Explore three fall hoodies, starting with the burgundy Mostly Staying In.
Still Loading
Navy Blazer
For days when the loading screen feels personal. Retro computer nostalgia, front and back.
$39–$42 depending on size
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After Coffee
Vintage Black
Coffee first. Side quests later. A coffee rocket up front and an astronaut on the back.
$39–$42 depending on size
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Small adventures / Room to be human
Big expedition energy.
Very small itinerary.
Try the Mailbox Summit, a five-minute field trip, or an extremely local reunion. Our free adventures and weekly missions give ordinary days a little room for curiosity, connection and a pause.
Choose what fits. Adapt it. Rest counts, too.
This week’s free mission
One small invitation for your week. Choose your version; there is no catch-up requirement.
- The Kettle Lap | Seven-day mission, November 9–15November 9–15, 2026 · Free weekly mission The kettle has one job. Somehow it needs a supervisor. This week, give it a little space. Try one kettle lap Once a day, while the kettle heats, take a comfortable lap around
Continue ReadingThe Kettle Lap | Seven-day mission, November 9–15
Optional four-week workbook / Pack 01
Adulting, on Low Battery.
28 small prompts for days that do not go to plan. Get the 15-page printable workbook and the 62-page phone edition with larger text and fillable notes. Two formats of the same four-week workbook, both included for $5 once.
Download after confirmed payment. No subscription or physical shipment. The phone edition needs a form-compatible PDF reader; follow its save-test instructions before starting.
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