Imagine visiting a friend’s house for a party. You sit on the couch. A cobra stands up near the edge of the couch and starts hissing loudly. Your friend squirts it with a water bottle, smacks it on the head, and yells “get in your bed!”.

The Cobra slithers over to its cage sad from the minor punishment. Your friend shakes their head and apologizes “Fangs is always excited for guests”.

You ask to use the bathroom, this situation is going to require a courtesy check in your underwear…..